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Kwaba ngathi ngoNyaka oMtsha ngoMatshi.

Umntu akanakuze atyhole uGreg Gillis, aka Girl Talk, ngokungalenzi itheko elikhulu, ngakumbi ukuba umlinganiselo wamaphiko amahle kukuba zonke iindwendwe zomdaniso zibile ziphuma kwiiponti ezintlanu ngaphambi kokuba zigoduke.





UGillis weza nelaptop yakhe, itafile yakhe, imipu yakhe yangasese kunye neebhaluni kwiFox Theatre e-Oakland ngoLwesihlanu ebusuku. Kwaye, nangona kunqongophala okunzulu kokwahluka kweebhithi, imizuzu engama-90 akukho mntu wayeka ukushukuma, kuquka noMnu Girl Talk ngokwakhe.

UGillis wayengumphandi webhayoloji wasePittsburgh owagqiba ekubeni abe ngomnye wawona magcisa ashushu elizwe malunga neshumi leminyaka eyadlulayo. Imixube yeCD yakhe iyonwaba ngendlela emangalisayo, ijija ndawonye zonke iintlobo zerock, umphefumlo, ihip-hop, abantu, intsimbi - nantoni na - kwindalo engenamthungo yomculo womdaniso.



I-quandary, kubonakala ngathi, iya kuba yindlela umntu omnye anokukhupha ngayo umboniso ophilayo kunye ne-laptop (okanye ezimbini, kwakungacacanga ukuba yintoni kanye ayenayo eqongeni) kwigumbi elikhulu. Ewe, into yokuqala ekufuneka ayenze loo mfo, kwimizuzu emithathu yokuqala umboniso wakhe, umeme i-60 okanye i-70 yabahlobo bakhe abasondeleyo eqongeni ukuba badanise ubusuku bonke, njengoko uGillis wenzayo ngoLwesihlanu.

Ngokukhawuleza ukuba akukho mfo omnye kwiqonga lesigebenga; yi-ringmaster kumgangatho wokudanisa omncinci kodwa onqabileyo, apho umgqugquzeli engabonakali ngaso sonke isikhathi, ngakumbi xa izinto ezibonakalayo ziqondiswe kwenye indawo kwaye wonke umntu unentloko yakhe ekudaniseni.



Enye into eyenziwa nguGillis ukongeza iqabaka enemibala kwikhekhe elibethayo yayikukusebenzisa izikrini zevidiyo ukwenza imifanekiso ecacileyo, akhuphe onke amaqhinga okukhanyisa anokucinga ngawo, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha kubekho umntu ovela ecaleni kweqonga enohlobo oluthile lwendlu yangasese. umpu wephepha, ukudubula imilambo ye-Charmin kwisihlwele, kunye nebhaluni ngamaxesha athile okanye i-beach ball enemibala eyehla ixutywe ngomlinganiselo omhle.

UGillis ngokwakhe wagxuma wajikeleza engayeki, nokuba ngasemva kwekhonsoli yakhe, phezu kwekhonsoli yakhe, okanye waphuma eqongeni nabantu bakhe. Ebudeni bomboniso, wayekhangeleka ngathi uzitsalele ngaphandle kwiqula lokuqubha ehotele enxibe iimpahla zakhe (okanye ubuncinane inxalenye yempahla yakhe; umfana akanakuzilolonga kangako ngaphandle kokutsala i sweatshi yakhe kunye nekepusi yebaseball ngaxa lithile) .



Yayilitheko elikhulu. Yayingeyokonsathi imnandi, kodwa akukho mntu wayemele ukuma ebukele uGillis okanye akhethe iingoma zomculo eziqhuba izingqi. Ngamanye amaxesha kwakufana nokuba kwiBhola ePhakamileyo wonke umntu onqwenela ukuba aye kuyo (eyayifanelekile, kuba uninzi lwesihlwele alukhange lujonge ngaphezulu kweshumi leminyaka lususiwe kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo).

Kodwa ukuba oko belixabisa itikiti lekonsathi elibizayo kuyaxoxwa. Ngamafutshane, kulo lonke ulonwabo wonke umntu ebenalo, ibinokuba ngumboniso ongcono. Yayincinci kakhulu ukuyila kuneerekhodi zeNtetho yeNtombazana, ekusenokwenzeka ukuba yayingabalulekanga kubalandeli balapho ukuba badanise. Kwakunzima ukukhetha ukuba zeziphi iimash kwiiCD zakhe ezazidlalwa, kuba zazitshintsha ngokukhawuleza kwaye zivakala zibhuqe ngamanye amaxesha.



Ukususela ekuvulweni kweeHagu zeMfazwe yeSabatha eziMnyama, eziphuma ku-Oh Hayi, ingoma ekwirekhodi yakhe yamva nje yonke imini, ngorhatya ibingumsindo ongxolayo wemizuzu engama-90 ngaphandle kwamandla omculo ahla-nyukayo, ngaphandle kokuba ubala ucango olujikelezayo. yeesampulu zengoma. Imipu iN' Roses yajika yaba nguJustin Timberlake yaguquka yaba nguStevie Wonder watshintsha waba nguSimon kunye noGarfunkel waguquka waba nguLady Gaga. Awunakutsho ukuba uGillis akanazo izinto ezithandayo. Kwakunzima nje ukubamba iculo elinye kwaye ndifumane ikroba ngaphambi kokuba kufike elinye libhabha. Ngamanye amaxesha itempo yayiba phezulu okanye kuye kubekho unqumamo oluncinci lokuba wonke umntu akhwaze i-chorus kaBon Jovi okanye kaKelly Clarkson, kodwa oko kwakugubungela amandla.

Kodwa yayiyi-groove engaguqukiyo eyabangela ukuba isihlwele sibambelele. Injongo yeNtetho Yamantombazana kukudala umsitho, hayi ikonsathi. Kwaye ngaloo ndlela, uLwesihlanu waba yimpumelelo enkulu.




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